{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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The 1987 Ballon d'Or, given to the best football player in Europe as judged by a panel of sports journalists from UEFA member countries, was awarded to Ruud Gullit on 29 December 1987.
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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\"(I'd) Wait a Million Years\" is a 1969 hit single by The Grass Roots.
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