{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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The Legislative Assembly of Amur Oblast, previously the Council of People's Deputies of Amur Oblast until 2008, is the regional parliament of Amur Oblast, a federal subject of Russia. A total of 27 deputies are elected for five-year terms.
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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