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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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