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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?","punchline":"Roberto","id":218}

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{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?","punchline":"a labracadabrador","id":200}

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