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Crottet is a commune in the Ain department in eastern France.

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A saltine or soda cracker is a thin, usually square, cracker, made from white flour, sometimes yeast, large amounts of fat, and baking soda, with most varieties lightly sprinkled with coarse salt. It has perforations over its surface, as well as a distinctively dry and crisp texture. It is normally paired with a variety of savory toppings, including cheese, peanut butter, hummus, various spreads like pimiento cheese, as well as jam or honey. They are often crumbled into soups, stews, or chili.

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